Gilbert's Awesome Journal

[Alfred F. Jones]

This is my journal, keep out Fraus!

[Alfred F. Jones]

"Ƭнɛяɛ ιƨ иσ ЄƧƆΔΔΔρɛ~" The alien said in a droning booming voice, chasing after the escaped humans and intending to put them back in their habitat where they would be displayed. How Eden and Joseph Chase had gotten themselves in this situation they had no clue... Except perhaps sheer dumb luck.

Eden was short and skinny, about 5' even with some lean muscle in her legs and torso built for running. And just enough in her arms for some good throwing. She had fair skin covered in too many freckles to count, shoulder-length muddy brown almost-curly hair, and deep emerald green eyes. She wore big oversized boots, long jeans slightly loose at the ankles, and a simple grey t-shirt printed 'Han shot first'.

Then there was her older brother Joseph. Tall and muscular, about seven feet tall and built for climbing and jumping around. He had the same skin and eyes, but his hair was straight, cut so that it was about one inch long, and a bright ginger. He wore slim running shoes, some tight shorts, and a 'zombies were people too' printed tank top.

There they were running from their captor- an easily twelve feet tall writhing mass of tentacles and muscle. The green tentacled dinosaur like creature chased them down narrow all-too artificial hallways. This place was built to be far too comfortable and ergonomic for one of its kind. And that was precisely what slowed them down and was allowing the alien to keep up with them. It's sharp piraña like teeth showing as it screeched at them. "Ƨʋяяɛи∂ɛя αи∂ Ɩ ʝʋƨт мιɢнт ℓɛт ʏσʋ ℓιиɛ αƨ мʏ ρɛтƨ. Ƨтσρ тнιƨ ғσσℓιƨниɛƨƨ. Яιɢнт иσω."

"No freakin' way." Joseph snapped back, veering down a hall to his right and finding a set of controls. He started pressing buttons and everything he could, trying to get this vehicle back down to Earth. Unfortunately he had no clue what he was doing and soon they were crash landing... The alien pushed him out of the way. At the least he could make sure everyone survived. But he knew it was too late for him to be able to leave Earth. Too much would be damaged at this point no matter if he did his best.

And so the birdlike vehicle took a crash dive right into a small hill, obliterating itself and everything in it's path. Everyone was shaken but ok as they climbed their way out of the smoking pile of alien alloys and composites.

"Иσω Ɩ нαиɛ иσ ωαʏ нσмɛ- Ħσω ωιℓℓ Ɩ ℓιиɛ. Ħαт ωιℓℓ Ɩ ∂σ." The alien seemed... Almost sad. "Ɩ ωαƨ ωяσиɢ тσ тяʏ αи∂ нσℓ∂ ʏσʋ тωσ cαρтιиɛ... Δи∂ иσω Ɩ'м ραʏιиɢ ғσя ιт."

Eden though... Being as sweet and caring as she was, would not leave the alien here to die or get picked up by the government. As cruel as he had been. "... You could always live with us."

Joseph though was far more reluctant. "Eden... He tried to put us on display as animals."

"Yes but you know the government would do worse to him. And no one deserves that."

"... Aw'right fine then-"

The alien was all too happy they were letting him live with them though, and it wasn't long before Joseph got a super-strong hug from behind. "Ƭнαиκ ʏσʋ ƨσ мʋcн. Ƴσʋ мαʏ cαℓℓ мɛ Ѵιcɛяσκ."

"Can't... Breathe." Joseph muttered, before Vicerok let him go.

"Ѳн. Ƨσяяʏ."

"That's ok. I'm Eden and this is my brother Joseph." Eden stated as she and Vicerok let Joseph catch him breath for a moment.

"Ƭнɛʏ ƨαʏ ωιтн ɛαcн ɛи∂ιиɢ, ιƨ α иɛω вɛɢιииιиɢ... Δи∂ Ɩ ℓικɛ тнιƨ σиɛ." Vicerok's weird sense of humor came out.